Me By The Numbers
Weight: 5 pounds more than I’d like. 10 pounds more than my mother would like.
Kids: 6 (4 that came pre-assembled; 2 BigE and I made from scratch)
Years on Divorce Court: 9
Years on the bench before Divorce Court: 8
Years Married: 27
Years Happily Married: less than 27 more than 15: (not bad I’d say)
Number of Siblings: 1
Number of Siblings that I am taller than: 1
Shoe size: 5
Shoe Count: indeterminate and growing.
Twitter Followers: 30,000
Facebook Fans: 430,000+
Instagram Followers: 2300
Books Published: 3
Unfinished books looming on my hard drive: 5
Hours a day I say I’m going to write but don’t: 3
Average time spent in the grocery store: 15 minutes
Visits to grocery store each week: 6 (I think we all can see the problem here)
Minutes I can talk on the phone before I get cranky: 7
Days a week I play tennis: 0 (I hurt myself and I’m mad about it.)
Days a week I would like to play tennis: 7
Jobs I have: More than 3 less than 10 (Frankly, I’m unsure)
Number of things I am grateful for: Too many to count.